I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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