Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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