Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
i think im in europe. pls send help
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
tell me about the eggs
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