Buhtt sex?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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