I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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