he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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