Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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