My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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