That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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