i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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