he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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