I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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