i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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