What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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