Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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