I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Acid is not a monday night drug
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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