Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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