smell my finger.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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