Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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