idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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