I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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