my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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