Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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