I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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