She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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