He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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