And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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