It's Friday. Sex?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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