i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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