we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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