i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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