I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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