Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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