help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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