i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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