NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
pop tarts are not kleenex
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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