A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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