I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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