there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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