i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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