Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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I have aggressive nipples.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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