I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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