How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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