its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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