Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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