It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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