Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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