Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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