I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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