just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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