So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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