this just has baby written all over it
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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