Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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